Elastic Waist
Boxers Or Briefs?
Have you ever heard the saying boxers or briefs? Some like boxers, some like briefs, some like boxer briefs and some just like it bare.
Which way do you fall?
I personally wear both the boxers and the briefs but not the bare. Briefs help to hold things in place when you are walking, working out, biking or doing anything fast paced. Boxers on the other hand are used to let your stuff breathe and they prevent restriction and allow free movement. Gotta have that air flow.
Boxers are easier to get out of and if going to be intimate your woman won’t have to struggle to get in them or get you out of them. But with boxers you always have a barn door malfunction and the live stock always manages to slip out.
Boxers help to keep the family jewels cool by allowing adequate ventilation. Sometimes when you’re wearing them at home you forget you have them on because they feel like a normal pair of shorts. If someone knocks on the door you don’t think twice to open it. Have you ever been out to the mail box and then you suddenly notice you have your boxers on? Now there’s an experience.
Boxers can also help you out if you have a pot belly. It kind of hides that gut to a certain extent. You can pull them up just high enough to hide your pooch.
But if you’re with a woman and you get excited you have absolutely nothing to hold it back. It will stick out like flag pole. Depending on your circumstances at the time will dictate whether you will be embarrassed or not.
I would say at the mail box or answering the door you would be in trouble, but if you are with your wife then you are good. The aggravating thing is that you have to keep pulling the legs down when you dress, and you need to keep your shirt tucked in them so you won’t wind up with elastic waist band rash. Ug, that’s a nasty scratchy feeling.
If you have prostate problems and you have that after a pee dribble right after you walk away front the toilet then you have nothing to catch it like you would with briefs. But you just have to work around that by staying at the toilet longer or corking that boy off with some tissue after you’re done.
Now about those briefs, you have regular briefs, boxer briefs and bikini briefs. I won’t even mention the thong briefs. So whether you like full size white briefs or colored bikini briefs there is a brief out there to please everyone.
Now your full size briefs have good elastic around the legs, they cover the butt good and are fairly high waisted. The low rise bikini briefs, like the regular ones hold your equipment in good so that it doesn’t bounce around. This is good to prevent a nad bump. Nad bumps hurt when they clang together. The low riders don’t interfere with your pant’s waist band. And If you have a gut you don’t need an extra band in the way because it gets too tight.
Briefs will keep your willy from hanging out of the pants legs. And they come in all kinds of colors, and designs. You can have solids, stripes, animal prints, or even a shiny silk or satin like material. And they even make a bathing suit version of the briefs.
With briefs you don’t even need the fly; you just pull them down with your thumb.The last thing I want to mention is the fertility issue that tight drawers are said to cause. The word is that they may cause reduced sperm count. It’s said that the jewels can heat up from wearing briefs and if they get too hot for too long that they are not able to produce good sperm, leaving you with a low sperm count.
According to all the sperm gurus you can’t wear tight pants or tight drawers and expect to have good sperm count. They say it takes 10 weeks to produce new sperm so you gotta keep them boys cool, if you want a healthy sperm life. So guys to be on the safe side when you’re at home pull off the tight drawers and put on some boxers or some loose shorts. Then the jewels can relax and stay cool.
But as the saying goes, boxers or briefs, the choice is yours. But I would suggest a combination of boxers or boxer briefs, and the regular or low rise briefs. Remember the right drawers for the right activity can keep you and your jewels shining.
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Disclaimer: This article is not meant to provide health advice. It’s based on my own experience. Always seek the insights of a qualified health professional before embarking on any health program.
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4-17-2010 Saturday 10:pm Timothy Edward Wilhelm
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I write information products that intended to help the men of the world with their health problems. Much of what I write i’ve learned from personal expereince. I also write a series of inspirational poetry designed to encourage people in their everday life and give them hope to realize their dreams.
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